My Mom forwarded this to me in an email..

Getting Old...

It's hell to get old...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
 '"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-y ear-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
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Thank you rogeum for sharing these!
I laughed so hard..and I really needed that right now!

( Sarah Silverman has something to tell Jimmy Kimmel )